winchesterpondinc: disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again or they tease you about it and keep bringing it up
versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
lovelynessdreams: the-fandoms-are-cool: kit-pocket: coelacanthteeth: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i...